I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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