did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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