Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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