god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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