This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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