he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
