He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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