i barfeds in our rink
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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