that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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