soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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