drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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