HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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