I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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