Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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