So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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