I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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