I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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