hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
