shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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