Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I need a hoe opinion
go on
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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