hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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