its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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