I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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