no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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