Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
