Non-Jews are for practice
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Bring me that man meat
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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