Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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