normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
