David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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