Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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