I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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