Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i dont even know how to be here
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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