careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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