whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
one might say we're banned from that church
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
50% drunk capacity currently
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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