I need help removing her.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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