so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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