He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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