i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We talked him into tasing himself.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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