I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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