hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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