Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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