Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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