I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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