At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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