i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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