so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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