i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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