Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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