Small penises have feelings too.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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