She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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