anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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